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The Bait N' Tackle The sailors used this one in the old Navy days.
Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Ballsacking Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun.
The Compton Gangbang You meet a young lady at the bar.
She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand.
Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though.
Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
(There are many other variant names.) The Bullwinkle The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick.
It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. The Carpet Cleaner While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. The Chili Dog When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.Brunski When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner.has a zero-tolerance policy against illegal pornography. x has been delivering free porn videos, xxx photos, erotic stories and live sex shows since 2007. ", as our porn tube satisfies all your sexual desires, be it amateur porn, teens, MILFs, matures and grannies, lesbian porn and blowjobs, kinky BDSM movies, vintage sex films, British porn, German porn or uncensored Japanese porn videos, including HD.